Honestly, I just think it's great when your special events line up with the days I'm drinking. So either, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday. That was really nice of you. Let's kill two birds with one stone!
PS: I am not going to your child's birthday party. I will, however, send a gift. But no, I will never go. I don't care that it's an excuse to drink.
Size: 4 1/4" by 5 1/2"